AFTER bitter splits and one night time stands, a lady scorned can typically hit under the belt – by mocking her ex’s manhood.
It’s designed to be the final word humiliation – however for celebs it means the merciless shaming is all of the extra public.
Rebekah Vardy’s well-known 2004 feedback about Peter Andre – that he was hung like a “miniature chipolata” – got here again to hang-out him earlier this month in her court case against Coleen Rooney.
The pair had a one night time stand in 2001 and in a Information of the World interview, three years later, she claimed the singer had “the smallest trouser gear I’ve ever seen”.
“She added that he “had completely no hairs on his physique” and that he “slaver[ed] like certainly one of her boxer canine when he kissed her.”
Peter Andre, 47, has by no means publicly commented on the claims made by Rebekah, 38, however they’ve resurfaced in courtroom papers, with Coleen Rooney’s authorized group claiming they proved she was a “serial leaker.”
However the Mysterious Lady singer just isn’t alone in being penis-shamed, with a bunch of stars from Stephen Bear to Brad Pitt going through ridicule from exes – although others have discovered themselves bigged up by their companions.
Britney’s ‘little’ dig at JT
He could also be generally known as “Trousersnake” however Justin Timberlake’s dimension was known as into query by ex Britney Spears in 2003.
The pair dated for 3 years, from 1999, however in an MTV present the Poisonous singer stated she felt “just a bit bitter” after their cut up – emphasising the phrases “simply” and “little” with a finger gesture.
She then “fell about laughing along with her digicam crew,” a supply informed The Solar.
The 2 stars have since made up, with Britney lately dancing to JT’s track Filthy and calling her ex a “genius” on social media, whereas he responded with laughing and clapping emojis.
Juliette’s unhealthy Brad vibe
Lengthy earlier than Brangelina was a factor, Brad Pitt was a Hollywood lothario whose flings included Recent Prince of Bel Air star Robin Givens, Christina Applegate, Gwyneth Paltrow and singer Sinitta.
But it surely was indie actress Juliette Lewis who gave him the burn, after a quick romance within the early Nineties.
After a gig in Seattle in 2007, the rock chick was hanging out in a bar when a fan reportedly requested about Brad’s sort out.
In line with the Nationwide Enquirer, she replied: “He was no huge deal, if you recognize what I imply!”
The fan joked: “Are you saying Brad was the pitts?” which apparently made the singer snigger a lot she knocked over a desk of drinks.
Lydia Shiny’s Argie Bargie
Towie stars Lydia Shiny and James ‘Arg’ Argent had an on-off relationship for seven years earlier than lastly calling it quits in 2016.
Two years later, throughout a boozy sport on Comedy Central’s The Chris Ramsey Present, she took him down.
After declaring present boyfriend, Lee Cronin, higher in mattress than Arg she was requested whether or not her ex was a “grower or bathe”.
She yelled: “Neither!”
Host Chris then requested fellow visitor Ollie Locke who his worst superstar lover was and the Made In Chelsea star joked: “Arg.”
Lydia rapidly chipped in with “mine too!”
Jodie’s mushroom jibe
Jodie Marsh famously turned celibate after splitting from husband James Placido in 2016, eight months after they wed.
She celebrated swearing off males by publically ridiculing her ex’s manhood.
She tweeted: “ALWAYS be proud to be celibate! Far relatively be celibate than with a mushroom knob t**t.”
After seeing the now legendary image of Orlando Bloom paddleboarding bare, she took one other dig – and the Pirates of the Caribbean star received caught within the crossfire.
She posted: “Waaaaaaa practically as disappointing as my ex!! Hahaha. So not what I used to be anticipating from a muscly man. A bit like guys who do wheelies on motorbikes down your native excessive road. Annoying and over compensating for his or her prawn okay**b.”
Stephen’s dimension laid Bear
With as many exes as Stephen Bear has, some merciless feedback are inevitable.
The Ex On The Seaside star, whose former flings embody Vicky Pattison, Megan McKenna and Charlotte Crosby, felt the sharp finish of ex Kayleigh Morris’s tongue in 2016.
Speaking to Star journal she rated his bed room efficiency as “5 out of ten.”
She added: “He is received the present of the gab, however he hasn’t received a big penis. He brazenly says that. I would not return there.”
Serial shamer Katie blasts Danny Cipriani’s rugby sort out
In case you dare to this point Katie Value, you accomplish that at your peril.
By no means one to be shy about her bed room secrets and techniques, the contents of her exes’ pants is honest sport – whether or not they’re huge or small.
Danny Cipriani felt the total power of her distain when she wrote in a newspaper column: “One factor I simply don’t get is why Danny is at all times known as a rugby hunk.
“In my expertise he was a bit — erm — lean in the obvious departments.
“That’s why I nicknamed him Danny Chipolata. He can not hit any of the precise spots on the rugby subject and might’t discover them on a lady.”
Argentinian mannequin Leandro Penna, who she was engaged to in 2012, was outsized, in keeping with Katie.
Talking in 2016, she stated : “I used to get cystitis on a regular basis with it, actually. I’m being crude however when it goes in it is like, ‘Ugh’. He was huge however I can not even keep in mind.
“If somebody’s received an enormous dick, it hurts, [they won’t understand if you say], ‘Oh dangle on, that f**king hurts’.”
Referring to then-husband Kieran Hayler, she rapidly added: “Kieran’s is huge as effectively – Google it, I can solely have the tip.”
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Victoria bigs up her Goldenballs
Posh as she could also be, even Victoria Beckham isn’t shy in terms of speaking about David’s package deal – however in a great way.
The style designer, who coined the phrase “Goldenballs” about her famous person husband, was requested how she felt about his 2008 Armani underwear adverts being splashed on enormous billboards around the globe.
She informed The Unbiased: “I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s nice. It’s enormous. It’s monumental. Large. If I appeared like that I’d stroll down the road in my panties too.”
Sarah’s awe at Andrew ‘Giant Weapon’
Not all exes get vindictive in terms of sort out dimension.
Sarah Brightman put ex-husband Andrew Lloyd Webber on the manhood map with a really saucy assertion in 2007.
Requested by Graham Norton why she married the composer, she replied: “As a result of he merely has the BIGGEST penis!”
Responding to the quip, on the Jonathan Ross present, the West Finish hitmaker stated his ex-wife’s evaluation of his package deal was “fully true. My trousers don’t match me due to… ahem, Sarah Brightman’s feedback. I feel I’m going to have to alter my tailor.”
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Enrique’s Spanish sausage
Some stars don’t even wait for an ex to body-shame them – they just do it themselves.
During a 2011 concert in Australia, Enrique Iglesias told fans: “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They’re completely different things.
“Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”
It hasn’t stopped him dating some of the world’s most beautiful women, including Sofia Vergara, Christina Aguilera and the mother of his twins, tennis ace Anna Kournikova.